Get Salt Psychology

Get Salt Psychology (or sometimes referred to as "gestalt psychology by the man the hired to figure out what was wrong with me) concerns itself with how people perceive the world around themselves and derive righteous anger from it. For example, when someone perceives how they have been the victim of sick pranks yo, they become very salty through a process known as "saltification". This field has considerable depth but is rarely studied by the academics with their stupid faces with their stupid degrees and sh!t.

Classical examples of Get Salt Psychology

Dubya (after the Big Bird attacks) and anyone on Xbox Live with a microphone.