Give Me Your Money

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I WANT YOUR MONEY!

HEY YOU, PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

I'LL DO ANYTHING! JUST GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

I'M GREEDY!

I JUST WANT YOUR MONEY, SO PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

Okay, okay, maybe I should tell you why you should REALLY GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

Look, here, boy. No, not there. Here! That's right. GIVE MEEEE YOUUUUR MOONOONNNEY![edit | edit source]

Okay, okay, maybe I should just give it to you straight.

Short and simple, okay?

GIVE ME YOUUUUUR FRRRREEEEEEAKKKIIIIINGGGGG MOOOONNNNEEEEY!

Okay, did you get that?

So please, JUST GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

I'm not greedy or anything, I JUST WANT YOUR MONEY! Don't ask why.

Okay, okay, look here, boy. What's so interesting about that wall? Now, on the other hand...[edit | edit source]

MONEY IS INTERESTING!

GIVE ME YOUR DAMN MONEY!

I'LL DO MOST THINGS!

Okay, okay, give me your money, and I wont hurt you.

Nice and polite, see? I'm a nice guy, the kind of guy that deserves YOUR MONEY.

So what are you waiting for? Just donate and GIVE MEEEEE YOOUUUUR MOOOONEYYYY!

Oh, yes, the address[edit | edit source]

Is right here:

YOU'LL GET IT WHEN YOU GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

LOOK, HERE, AND NOT AT THAT PLAIN WALL!

GIVE.

ME.

YOUR.

MONEY.

How many times do I have to ask you? You want it nice and polite, OK?

OK? OK? Fine.

Hi I' some guy and I just want you to give me your money, I'm nice and polite, so if you were nice too, then do the right thing and give ME your money.

Your. Money.

YOURS! YES, YOURS!!!!!

JUUUUSTTT GIVVVEEE MEEE YOURRR MOONEEEY!

Let's make a deal![edit | edit source]

I'll be your friend when you give me money.

I'll send you email, and like stuff friends send.

SO GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

SERIOUSLY!

And, by the way, I'm not greedy or anything, I'm a nice guy, one that can be YOUR friend.

Fine, I'll plead[edit | edit source]

Please, please, please, give me your money!

Please, please, please!

Please, please, please!

Please, please, please!

Please, please, please!

Seriously.

GIVE ME YOUR MONEYYY!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!111!!!

GRAAAH.

Okay, you wanna play around for a while, don't ya? Fine[edit | edit source]

Your money, if you were actually nice, will be donated to my loving family, when I am bothered to get one.

SO GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.

==That's all==tcrundgvfxdgnsbxfbdkj

  • I'm not greedy.

THANKS.

SO PLEASE, Give. Me. Your. MONEY!