God's underwear
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ARE GOD PANTS REAL, DADDY?
"Hell yeah son, yersee gods underpants made me the man I am today. Yersseee, without them I wouldn't have got yer mum pregnant, baby!"
Fockyeah!
God's underwear is the undergarment worn by God and his cronies since 1896. If God's underwear done football then surely it would be good football. Tae bonnie lass.
When you die[edit | edit source]
Yes, when you die you actually pass through God's underpants. Not his underwear because Chinese law breakers make them. No, underpants... UNDERPANTS!
“The rain in Spain falls mostly on gods pants”
“Play it again Sam, you beeyacht”