Guy wars
In a galaxy within a galaxy, in fact the galaxy that we live in, there were two guys. There was one guy, who was, in fact, a guy. Beware, that sentence could have been, in fact, a lie.
But anyway, on to the story. For the guys' names, I will call Guy One "Guy", and Guy Two "Guy".
The beginnings[edit | edit source]
It was a cold morning, on a warm August day.
"Yo, wassup guy." said Guy. "Not much you Guy?" said guy.
The two guys left each other alone, until by 6am, they were met up by a strange coincidence, on GameBox, playing Holo 3.
The Next Morning[edit | edit source]
It was now a cold morning, on a cold August night.
Guy was walking down the cold sidewalk, when he slipped on a banana peel.
BAM[edit | edit source]
BAM!
The fate[edit | edit source]
"Yo dude guy, what the fork is this banana peel doing on my sidewalk," Guy said.
"Oh, yeah well. Im busy playing Holo 3," Guy said
"You play Holo 3?" Guy said
Just then a 34 foot long paint roller, swiped across Guy's shirt
"What the?" Guy said.
"Stand Back! I have this paint roller!" Guy said.
Just then, a bucket of paint flew out of Guys hand and hit Guy in the face.
"Crap! I forgot to take the lid off!" Guy said.
The Paint Bucket[edit | edit source]
After being unconscious for about 3 seconds guy got up
"You can eat my grandmother's sponge!" Guy said
"What???" Guy said.
BANG[edit | edit source]
Then, just then, Guy's house exploded.