Half full

“Is my glass half full or half empty?”

~ some guy in a pub

It is half full, so you got a problem with that?

Well do ya punk?

Reply:

I'm not a punk.

Alternative Reply:

The glass is technically half empty, not half full.

Reply to alternative reply:

Don't act smart.

Reply to reply of alternative reply.

I'm not acting smart. You're just dumb.

CONCLUSION:'

(stabbed in the back)

Explanatoryation

Well, here we go then...

$punk+funk+article+half+full+secret+sauce+jews=Genocide$

“Oooh, now I get it!”

~ You

You moron.

REPLY:

I am not a moron.

ALTERNATIVE REPLY:

In that case, what are you?

REPLY TO ALTERNATE REPLY:

Un-moronic.

REPLY TO THAT:

That word doesn't exist, meaning you are a moron.

AND REPLY TO THAT:

I am a moron, but you are dead. (stabs you)