Happy

“If you're happy and you know it, clap your...is that a gun? Oh, no. I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!”

~ a purple dinosaur on being happy

“Happy? Is that an emotion?”

~ a random sciency dude on being happy

“Most people feel 'happy'. But not the sciency dudes! Oh, noooooo, they have no emotion, none! The jerks! The selfish, insolent (bleeping noise)!”

~ sciency dude's wife on the sciency dude

“I'm quite happy but then again maybe I'm not as happy, it's deep this happiness thing, deep like my gangrenous wounds ”

~ Dying war casualty pondering his level of happiness whilst looking at his body as rigor-mortis sets in

“A lot of people are dying recently but don't worry - I'm not, and I'll be here to love myself for many years to come so be happy”

~ Testostereich self glorifying himself through the medium of dance

“You're sad? I STEAL YOUR SADNESS! Look, now you're happy!”

~ TheOddity on you being happy

If you're happy and you know it...

...CLAP. YOUR. HANDS.

Here's a little song I wrote

And I'm gonna sing it note for note. Don't worry, beat Fatty.

YAH!

YAH!

YAH!

YAH! YAH! YAH!

I'M FEELING SO HAPPY!

YES I AM!

YES I AM!

I'M FEELING SO HAPPY!

YES I AM!

YES I AM!

I'M FEELING SO HAPPY!

YAH!

YAH!

YAH!

YAH! YAH! YAH!

I'M FEELING SO HAPPY!

YES I AM!

YES I AM!

I'M FEELING SO HAPPY!

YES I AM!

YES I AM!

I'M FEELING SO HAPPY!

STOP! That was so annoying. What in the world did I just hear? Oh well, back to trying to heal my cut by throwing bananas at the Andromeda Galaxy.

Did you know that that song is truly based on the word, "false?" Happiness is a non-existing feeling.

Scientific Studies on Happy

Science has shown being happy increases happiness. In a study two bajillion million fillion seconds ago, scientists tickled each other, only to realize that being happy increased happiness levels. They proceeded to prove it by tickling plant cells.

The study was rejected on peer review because of a lack of controls.