Harry Pothead and the Philosopher's Bong

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Sinking to the ground, Harry grabbed the matress for support. "So, it was all a dream?? Over 12 years and a zillion pages of my life was all, just, a dream?"

"I'm sorry Harry," said Snape the social worker in a soothing voice, "You huffed some paint 10 years ago and have been in a coma ever since."

"But what about Hermione, Ron, Dumbledore and Voldemort. They all seemed so real."

"Hermione and Ron are in the next ward, Dumbledore is the cleaner, and Voldemort is the guy we get in on Thursdays to rape and torture you."

"Damm."

THE END

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