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A Twitter hashtag is automatically unimportant. Any statement about anything which ends with the two words, "on Twitter" can be safely ignored.
Statement | Reaction |
I like you! | Well thanks. |
I like you on Twitter! | Who cares? |
I'm following you! | Ew, creepy. I need a restraining order! |
I'm following you on Twitter! | Oh, that's nice. |
I'm a racist! | That's horrible. How dare you oppress minorities!! |
I'm a racist on Twitter! | Oh ... who cares? |
I'm killing people! | OH NO YOU MURDERER! |
I'm killing people on Twitter! | Meh, whatever. |