Hashtag

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A Twitter hashtag is automatically unimportant. Any statement about anything which ends with the two words, "on Twitter" can be safely ignored.

Examples:
Statement Reaction
I like you! Well thanks.
I like you on Twitter! Who cares?
I'm following you! Ew, creepy. I need a restraining order!
I'm following you on Twitter! Oh, that's nice.
I'm a racist! That's horrible. How dare you oppress minorities!!
I'm a racist on Twitter! Oh ... who cares?
I'm killing people! OH NO YOU MURDERER!
I'm killing people on Twitter! Meh, whatever.