Category:Things Elvis would never sing

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Elvis Presley was one of the most awesome singers in American history. He sang many songs, including "Jailhouse Rock", "Hound Dog", and "Me Mommy Ate the Cardboard Box Again". However, certain songs, due to lyric content and just general suckiness, he would never sing, especially where he is hiding after he faked his death. Here is a comprehensive list of the songs he would never sing. Unless he was forced to by The Colonel.