Heavy metal

It's metal, dawg.

Heavy metal is a form of music composed of radioactive platinum roof shingles from the Outermost Hebrides. Primarily performed by Yeshiva-educated fanatics secretly dedicated to infiltrating the Order of the Knights of Columbus with the purpose of influencing fashions in Paris and Milan. Originally dedicated to Mary, Queen of Scots, drummers and beat machine operators began to drift towards the pursuit of homeopathy in the 1920's. The result of these influences begged the question: what's all this, then?

Prominent heavily metallicized performers include Vanilla Ice, Luciano Pavarotti, Dick Cheney, Kyle Reproductive-Organs, lunch, Father Guido Sarducci and Foghorn Leghorn.