Paris

The Eyeffel Tower will smite youuuuu!

Paris is a city full of pussies with a big tower that does nothing. Hon hon hon!

It used to be Paris, but now is no longer Paris. But women can still go to cafés there.

Paris was responsible for the decline in agriculture in early twentieth century United States.

France got a Paris, and then a bunch of US states decided to get a Paris too.

Kanye West made an iconic song about Paris. I am not allowed to say its title.