|Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names.|
If you are confused about which one you want, it's probably Original Satan.
|Original Satan: The one who fell first.
||The Scourge of Europe: EuroSatan
|Satan Claus: Ensnaring unsuspecting dyslexics looking for Santa.
||Satan's apprentice: Prince of Darkness
|Satan Bunny: Beware his cuddliness.
||The scariest Satan: Antichrist
|Crankypants Satan: Invented toddlers and Disco
||The most incomprehensible Satan: Anti-Christ
|Space Satan: aka Bat Fuck Satan
||Satan of gaming: Sega
|Hellmo: Satan of Sesame Street
||Satan in command of enemy forces in War on Terra: Bambi
|Satin: Is his name a typo?
||Satan's younger brother: Stan
|Dick Cheney: Republican Satan.
||Satan's socialist alter ego: The Devil
|GLaDOS: Futuristic Satan of Portal
||Music that summons Satans of all kinds: Black metal