Dick Cheney
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HE'S
A
ROBOT!!!!!!
That is all.
Also, quail eggs. Also as of Novehmbah 2025, he dead now! *cue crab 🦀 rave!* …and LMAO, I constantly thought of Dickie Cheney here with John McCain were like, the same guy!
| Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names. If you are confused about which one you want, it's probably Original Satan. | |
 Original Satan: The one who fell first.
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The Scourge of Europe: EuroSatan
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| Satan Claus: Ensnaring dyslexics looking for Santa.
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Satan's apprentice: Prince of Darkness
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| Satan Bunny: Beware his cuddliness.
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The scariest Satan: Antichrist
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| Crankypants Satan: Invented toddlers and Disco.
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The most incomprehensible Satan: Anti-Christ
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| Space Satan: aka Bat Fuck Satan.
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Satan's socialist alter ego: The Devil
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| Lucifer: aka The Bright One.
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The Noisy: Brusifer
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| Hellmo: Satan of Sesame Street.
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Satan in command of enemy forces in War on Terra: Bambi
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| Satin: The unwary think his name a typo.
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Satan's younger brother: Stan
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| Dick Cheney: Republican Satan.
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Satan of gaming: Sega
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| GLaDOS: Futuristic Satan of Portal.
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Music that summons Satans of all kinds: Black metal
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