Homicidal screaming carrots

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Homicidal screaming carrots are few of the greatest social helpers of humanity. They kill hundreds of people, thus relieving them of stress.

This is a omicidal screaming carrot in the flesh. As you can see, it is homicidal. It is also screaming. It is wearing a robe. It is on fire. Finally, it is a carrot. What the...? IT'S SHOOTING AT YOU!!!

Stabbyé thingé. Yé.

This could be you![edit | edit source]

Yes, it could! Homicidal screaming carrots have the ability to take over Your body, replacing your head!

A homicidal screaming carrot in the wild.

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