Carrot juice

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Carrot juice is the very essence of knowledge and of those who know. Viciously extracted, vile barbarians drink it for the immense power it brings.

Effects of intake[edit]

Effects of drinking it include:

  • Instant, temporary enlightenment by turning the user into a lightbulb.
  • Inducing immense gargling. Due to the lack of innate knowledge in the user, this often takes a nasal form.
  • Sharpening and protrusion of fangs.
  • Cheese alignment.

A Carrot's take on it all[edit]

“Bastards! Stop sucking my blood, evil parasites!”

“Just you dare!

See also[edit]

Beverages
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AlcoholApple juiceBeerBepisBrawndoCarrot juiceCoca ColaCoffeeColaCreamy milkDiet BloodGin and JuiceIllogiCocktailJägermeisterLemonadeMilkMountain DewMudchaOrange juicePepsiRyeSodaTequilaVodkaWhiskyWine

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