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“I talk for IP me talk IP us me talk for IP me IP”

~ MP

“IP in the toilet”

~ an overly trained dog

IP is your intelligence potato. Like your IQ (or lack thereof), it is measured in a strict ranking table of everyone in the world. The only difference is that for every 'point' you get hit by a rotten potato. Right in the face.

The bottom 10[edit]

  1. A potato
  2. Two potatoes
  3. Some mash
  4. Mr. Bean's Mini
  5. Mash with butter
  6. Mash butties
  7. Guiseppe Mariano
  8. Cornplasters
  9. Mr Van Dal
  10. Three potatoes and a radish