IQ

IQ is the older, now obsolete version of IP. IQ stands for Intelligence qotato, which actually originated from a severe case of dyslexia.

The Creator of IQ

What you have probably been taught

Google and Wikipedia will both likely tell you that Lewis Terman discovered IQ. Know that this information is false (Author's note: Why are you using Google and Wikipedia in the first place? Use Uncyclopedia or ?pedia instead...).

The Truth

The term "Intelligence qotato" was originally conceptualized and used by Bill Nye in an attempt to amount to something. However, a certain (un)intelligent person realized that Bill Nye would never amount to anything, and was doing nothing for America. After this, Bill Nye left and fled to Russia.

See also

• IP
• Internet
• Intelligence
• Life