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IQ is the older, now obsolete version of IP. IQ stands for Intelligence qotato, which actually originated from a severe case of dyslexia.

The Creator of IQ[edit]

What you have probably been taught[edit]

Google and Wikipedia will both likely tell you that Lewis Terman discovered IQ. Know that this information is false (Author's note: Why are you using Google and Wikipedia in the first place? Use Uncyclopedia or ?pedia instead...).

The Truth[edit]

The term "Intelligence qotato" was originally conceptualized and used by Bill Nye in an attempt to amount to something. However, a certain (un)intelligent person realized that Bill Nye would never amount to anything, and was doing nothing for America. After this, Bill Nye left and fled to Russia.

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