I Don't Feel Like Writing

I'm just honestly not in the mood for it.

Sometime I sit down at work and the creativity just starts flowing, but today, I am just lacking that drive. There isn't an ounce of creativity seeping from my nostrils, and for that, I think I will just resume sitting here, not writing an article- not even a little bit. Because hey, I don't wanna.

What else can I do today? How about clean my fingernails with a paperclip? I was gardening yesterday, and I have a lot of gunk under my nails. No one needs that. So maybe I will occupy myself by doing that instead of writing an article. Cuz... yeah I don't really feel like writing an artcile... at all. I wonder if I have any emails.

Negative. Nothing. Hm. I mean my waterbottle is already half full, but I could refill it at the water cooler. You know, just to keep myself occupied. After all, I'm certainly not going to write an article to pass the time. That wasn't even fun. I suppose I could browse the interwebs for a few minutes, but the web is limited here at work. They don't want you goofing off on the company dime, which is funny because illogicopedia is not blocked. Not that it matters, since I am not going to write an article today. Perchance I will fiddle around on MS paint, because that is a good way to pass the time.

Eh. That's cool I guess. Maybe I will go get a cup of coffee. Maybe I'll do my job. Maybe I will look around my cubicle for a minute... .. ... Yeah. I think I will just go on the internet and look up pictures of waterfowl because I just love birds in the water.

MMmm That's a fine bird. Sure beats writing an article on Illogicopedia, doesn't it?