Creativity

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It is something I have and you don't. And by you I mean all of you. Apparently, the nazis got it right.

What is it against, because everything is against something, right?[edit | edit source]

Creativity opposes the jews, blacks and Jesus. Probably because Jesus was a black jew.

What do creative people believe in?[edit | edit source]

Nothing. Creativity is wholly atheist.

What are the rules of Creativity?[edit | edit source]

  1. Creativity is always spelled with a capital c to praise its majesty compared to other attributes of [insert narcissistic species for no reason other than to be ignorant & egotistical here].
  2. People who don't spell Creativity with a capital c aren't creative.
  3. Any pages created before Creativity cannot be creative, because Creativity wasn't created yet.
  4. White people are awsum. No they are inherently not, fuck that shit father and motherfuckers! Well this whole shittyass list is

a parody, but still!

  1. Every white person can be creative.
  2. Every non-white person cannot be creative.
  3. Smurfs aren't real.
  4. We're socialist, not national socialist.
  5. You mean socialist, as in, we're commies? Lolnope.
  6. True socialism has received various sexual abuse from the jews, Christians and conservatives.
  7. We're the true socialists.
  8. You mean that we've been subverted for someone else's sexual desires? Lolnope.
  9. Those are just socialists. We've risen above it and are known as true socialists.
  10. Democracy is too mainstream.
  11. When you die, there's no afterlife.
  12. Therefore life as a creative person has no meaning since all of us are going to die anyway.
  13. Eating raw food increases your creativity.
  14. Not eating any food increases it too.
  15. Eating viagra increases your penis size.
  16. Whites can only hump whites.
  17. If whites hump non-whites, they're not creative.
  18. If you don't follow these rules, you're just a lowly jew.
  19. Are you implying we hate jews?
  20. You're saying we spelled the word 'jew' deliberately on all lower case?
  21. You're just a lowly jew.