I feel angry today

Oh yes, I overheard that you are parial to the chicken. What I didn't hear was please. So please, say please, so that I may please you in any way that will make you pleased. Please. And chicken. Hydraulic chickens are usually purple, and radiate purity. And gas. So we must destroy them, before they kill off the entire community of non-hydraulic demon chickens!! Or even worse, come into contact with a spark or source of fire, and trigger a massive explosion. Remember kids, as Fireman Randy always says, if you can't fix a problem with your hose, then it isn't a problem at all. It's a lesbian.