I gotta poop really bad
Running to that toilet over there (ARROW POINTING RIGHT EMOJI) because I GOTTA POOP REALLY BAD.
Let me tell you all about it.
Poop, an in-depth dive[edit | edit source]
"Poop" is a thing that comes out of your anus hole every once in a while. It is usually brown but sometimes it can be purple or green or yellow or black or yellow or black or yellow or black or yellow or yellow and black. Poop, nonetheless, is what shit is made out of. Sometimes it can have a bit of extra treats in there. But those are for you to find, I won't spoil the surprise!
Anywhooooooo....... Let's get back to the poop of things. Poop.. it's.. like this thing. You can play it like an accordion if you really tried, but I wouldn't recommend it. However, my buddy over in Jamaica likes to smoke poop in a crack pipe he built in his AHH! Ahh oh my god sorry something just scared me
Something just scared me[edit | edit source]
Something just scared me. I kinda looked in front of me just now because, y'know, I was talking to you. But.. like, okay. I looked forward and there was this bicycle that was coming right to me. And that scared the shit out of me. Not literally, it's still.. Oh, dear..
I just shat myself[edit | edit source]
Fuck!!