I hate the air

I went outside this morning to grab my copy of the Illogicopedian Times on my driveway. But the air smelled like honey. I do not like the smell of honey. So I went inside my car and smelled the air. It smelled like honey. I drove all the way to South Carolina and went out of my car. The air still smelled like honey. So I went to the airport and decided to take a flight to Japan. I went to Japan and arrived a few hours later. A harajuku girl appeared to me when I jumped out of the airplane, because It was going farther than Japan because the flights to Japan were sold out. I don't think you're supposed to jump out of a Continental Airlines airplane not meant to be jumped out of. I landed at a place in front of a Japanese restaurant, or as in Japan, a restaurant. So, the air can get mixed in with the smell of the food. I went far into the meadow and I sniffed the air. HONEY!

I hate the air!

OMFGWTF!!!

So i took a sharp branch off a Cherry blossom tree and stabbed myself in the arm. I was bleeding, so I grabbed a petal off the cherry blossom tree and made a bandage thanks to the tape I had. It was a bad bandage.

So I went to steal an emperor's helicopter and went right back to my home in NYC. Boy was I in a lot of trouble, because some guys were following me. Of course I took revenge and made those helicopters land. They landed in an ocean, what looked to me the Atlantic ocean. AGAHOWA!

COOL! I saw my apartment building in NYC. So i landed my helicopter on the roof, which the manager will kill me for, and ran to my apartment building.

The honey smelling air was still there. I grabbed air freshener and sprayed around my apartment. I walked around again and then I just realized I sprayed honey perfume. So now my house just smelled more like honey.

So I decided to go to the supermarket to buy some air freshener. I looked around and all the stuff they had was honey smelling, or at least one of the major ingredients honey. I looked at the strong perfumes and it was all honey.

So i went to all the other stores around my apartment building. Too bad, because the same thing all happened. And all stuff selling in the supermarket had honey as one of the ingredients.

So I had no thing to do but to suck the air out of my house. I put my plants outside, closed my windows, turned off the air conditioner and all stuff that gives off air. I took a vaccum and then sucked out all the air. I couldn't breathe. So to get rid of the honey air I tried breathing into my arm, but I am an idiot because I just realized that there is no air in my apartment. So I put it on reverse, luckily I squeezed citrus fruits in my vaccum cleaner bag. I could breathe again but the apartment still smelled like honey.

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Epilogue

I discovered my dog took a closet and put honey elements and my clothing smelled like honey. He blasted lots of honey into the world. AGAHOWA I figured out how to get rid of the honey!

But, two weeks later, the world started to smell like lemons. FIDO!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ONE EVIL PERSON!!!!!!!!!!