I HAVE A CAPS LOCK KEY

OMG GUESS WHAT ILLOGICOPEDIANS? I WAS PRESSING RANDOM STUFF ON MY KEYBOARD, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I FOUND THIS KEY ENTITLED CAPS LOCK AND I WAS LIKE WTF, SO I PRESSED THIS KEY AND BAM! ALL MY LETTERS WENT ALL BIG AND I WAS LIKE, D00D! WTF IS THIS?

SO ANYWAY, AFTER THIS I WENT ONTO IRC AND ASKED THIS GUY, I THINK I BROKE MY COMPUTER, BUT HE TOLD ME I PRESSED CAPS LOCK AND I WAS LIKE OH RIGHT LOL, THEN I GOT KICKED. SO I PRESSED IT and now my typing is back to normal.

BUT WAIT!! I WANT TO HAVE CAPS LOCK ON!! ALL THE TIME!! EVEN WHEN I'M WHISPERING!! AAAAH!! RAAAAAAAAARG!! UUUURG!! MY BABBLING SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER IN CAPS LOCK!! W00T!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!