Igneous St. Clair

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Igneous St. Clair (1792-yesterday) was Supreme Mugwump of Wolverhampton and Barnsley, a title for which he was entitled to payment of twelve bottles of Worcestershire sauce per fortnight. His contemporaries described him as a "lad" with "top bants," whatever that might mean. There was rampant speculation in his early years that he might actually be Fr*nch, but this was soon disproven as meritless codswallop. Tally ho, I say.