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The book of Illogic records that Guinness forgot. Or doesn't know about...
Records[edit | edit source]
Norman's Digit Eating Competition[edit | edit source]
- Fastest Ten Finger Eating: Frank Norman, 21.13 seconds
- Fastest "Realizing You Just Ate You're Fingers": Frank Norman, 3.7531 seconds
The Fish Olympics[edit | edit source]
- Fastest 100 meter swim: Fishy McCarpy, 9.34 seconds
- Farthest Shot-Put: Gangus Mahi, 1.2 inches
- Highest Water-Polo Score: Fishdom, 26 points
Pwning[edit | edit source]
- Fastest Pwning: Chuck Norris, Before you can blink
- Hardest Pwning: Chuck Norris, 25,000 tons of pain
- Most Cries in Pain During Pwning: You, 80 while being pwnd by Chuck Norris
- Ya see a trend?