IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Articles of Confederation

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“The Articles of Confederation were probably the dumbest things evar.”

The Articles of Confederation were the things that held the United States together for a short period of time. And by "held" I mean as well as tying a thread around a car; it doesn't last long. The founding fathers were all like, "We want this nation to be loosely held together so it will fall apart!" so they wrote the Articles of Confederation. No one really liked them. The following is an excerpt from the text.

Yo bitchess! You peepz can do whateverz you guys wantz as long as j00 don't disobey teh laws. Yea sun, j00 hav 2 follo our lawz now!1!1!!!11!!!!

The Articles were considered so incredibly immature that they were thrown out after a short period of time.

Guided Practice Questions[edit | edit source]

  1. Did they write the Articles with a ballpoint pen?
  2. How many letter "x"s does the Articles contain?
  3. How much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Answers[edit | edit source]

  1. No. It was written with a pink highlighter.
  2. 1,000. Literally the last section is just "XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" over and over and over.
  3. A lot.
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