IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School

The United States has been through a lot of history. Today, with the help of the author Chuck Norris, you will learn the history of the country you learned in school and things no one has ever known. Below is an index of the entire book.

Discovery

America was discovered sometime by someone. We don't know the specifics exactly, but in this chapter, you'll see what crap we came up with to show just how the terrible awesome, inspiring, and cool country of America was originally founded, before it even became a country!

• Section 1: Columbus

• Section 2: Mayflower

• Section 3: The Untold Indian Stories

• Section 4: Britain Comes

• Chapter 1 Discussion Questions and Classroom Projects

• Chapter 1 Test

Colonial Days

After last section, now we're going to get into how Great Britain is full of plump, lazy bums that could only bring themselves to get money in one way: Taxing the hell out of colonists in the "new world". Why don't the chums just go get a job?

Also, we'll see just how the Americans kicked the Biritsh arse and came away with a country of their own!

• Section 1:Founding of the Colonies

• Section 2:Early Colonial Days

• Section 3: (French) Fry War

• Section 4: Colonial Taxes

• Section 5: Revolt

Section 6: The American Revolution

Founding a Nation

• Section 1: Articles of Confederation

• Section 2: Constitutional Civil War

• Section 3: Drafting the Constitution

• Section 4: American Government

• Section 5: Bill of Wrongs

• Section 6: The War of 1813

• Section 7: The Bad Years "Transition Period" (America never has bad years!)

Another Civil War

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/America and Slavery

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Mississippi Compromise and Reaction

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Early Illegal Immigration

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Civil War

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Deconstruction

Late 1800's

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/War on Mexico, Spain and Cuba

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Willy Wonka's War

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Social Change

1900's Start

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Technological Advances

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Garbage War

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/World War I

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Social Change in the 1920's

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Stock Market Crash

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Great Depression

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/War on Water

World War II

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Precursors

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/War in Europe

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/War on Japan

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/War on Kenya

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/War on Awesomeland

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Recovery

The 2nd Half of the 1900's

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/50's change

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/JFK and Hot Sauce

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Richard Dixon

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Carter, Reagan, Bush

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Clinton and the 90's

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/War on Coldness Before and After

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Social Reform, again

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Development of the Cootie Theory

21st Century

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/9/11

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/War on Terror

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Google Takeover

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Obama and Socialist Reform

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/War on Oil

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Assassination of President Pac-Man

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/World War III and the End of the World

Resources

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Entire Contents of the Declaration of Independence

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Entire Contents of the Articles of Confederation

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Entire Contents of Lovesick Colonist's Letter

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Entire Contents of the U.S. Constitution

• IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Excerpts from Famous Speeches