IllogiDebate:Immigration to Sparkly Marshmellow Poptart Land

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For the citizens of Sparkly Marshmellow Poptart Land, (where Nyan.cat is originally from - they poop rainbows there) immigration is such a controversial issue that it has been decided that all future requests to immigrate must be handled individually on a case-by-case basis, as per the previous debate on the subject. It is a very tiny land and overcrowding is a major concern.

Should Alexander Hamilton's goldfish be permitted to immigrate to Sparkly Marshmellow Poptart Land?[edit]

Yes[edit]

Goldfish are awesome, especially when they once belonged to famous historical figures. Surely some way of preserving the goldfish's life could be arranged. He could probably bring some water and maybe a bowl with him.

No[edit]

Fish will stink up the place and also, we don't want Alexander Hamilton's goldfish - we want Aaron Burr's shark!!

Should Alexander Hamilton's goldfish be permitted to immigrate to Sparkly Marshmellow Poptart Land ... if he brings donuts?[edit]

Yes[edit]

Goldfish are awesome, especially when they once belonged to famous historical figures AND bring donuts!

Fo Schizzle[edit]

Forget this crap, I want donuts!

Should Dr. Octogonapus be permitted to immigrate to Sparkly Marshmellow Poptart Land?[edit]

Yes[edit]

Well, I thin- DR. OCTOGONAPUS BLAARGH!!!!!!!!

No[edit]

He has violent tendancie- DR. OCTOGONAPUS BLAARGH!!!!!!!!