IllogiGames:Predicament/Chicken

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PREDICAMENT


Through the application of a handbrake turn you manage to spin the car around. Both cars come to a halt. A dusty wind blows, scared women run into saloons and a tumble weed rolls by. You glare at the opposition whilst the theme tune from The Good the Bad and the Ugly plays faintly in the background. You reach slowly for the gear stick as do they. It's then that they "call chicken"; they literaly yell out "Chicken". You shoot them a quizzical look. They point at you and again shout chicken, now you're confused. You look slightly upwards to where they're pointing. To your horror you discover a spur-wearing chicken is on top of the sun roof. Like the bead of cold sweat running down your forehead the chicken falls downwards - through the bashed up sunroof. Afrter much slashing and sqwacking there isn't much left alive in there, especially where you're concerned. Having somehow subdued the bird you are then wrenched out of the car and proceed to lay dazed in the road surrounded by the men. Emabarrased and with an egg on your face you receive your fist shaped slice of humble pie.

PREDICAMENT



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You're on your way to an illogiconference at Illogioxford university, as usual you are planning to arrive at the meeting exactly on time; unfortunately for you it's rush hour and several thousand people have got other ideas. As time ticks by you get increasingly edgy and hot under the coller. 15 minutes before you're expected to give your speech you're still in Cornwall and only able to pick up radio Wales, there is only one car in front of you and it's holding up the traffic for miles with it's grandma-esque driving; you eventually lose control of yourself and take out your frustration on that car. As you go to town on the license plate with your stylish Doc Martens several formidable looking men jump out of the car cracking their knuckles and walking towards your direction in a menacing fashion. You have to think fast:

Challenge the men to fisty-cuffs and hope for beginners luck
Slide along their bonnet into their car and drive off
Get back in your car and drive off
Call the A team
Panic
Close your eyes and hope it all goes away