IllogiGames:Predicament/Decellatrix
You attempt to reverse into the guys but misjudge it and just smash into your car; pushing the shard of glass dangerously close to permanently skewering your reproductive organs. The men, enraged at the lack of consideration you've shown whilst commanding their vehicle leads to their strong compulsion to beat and fondle you.
THE GAME BEGINETH!!![edit | edit source]
You're on your way to an illogiconference at Illogioxford university, as usual you are planning to arrive at the meeting exactly on time; unfortunately for you it's rush hour and several thousand people have got other ideas. As time ticks by you get increasingly edgy and hot under the coller. 15 minutes before you're expected to give your speech you're still in Cornwall and only able to pick up radio Wales, there is only one car in front of you and it's holding up the traffic for miles with it's grandma-esque driving; you eventually lose control of yourself and take out your frustration on that car. As you go to town on the license plate with your stylish Doc Martens several formidable looking men jump out of the car cracking their knuckles and walking towards your direction in a menacing fashion. You have to think fast: