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PREDICAMENT


You walk slowly towards your house. You slowly cover the ground that seperates you and your bed. You look left. You look right. No one is around. All is quiet. You begin crossing the road. You take it one baby step at a time. You're crossing the road. You Are Crossing The Road! You finish crossing the road. You walk up your driveway. You put your key in the lock on your front door. You unlock the front door. You open your front door. You walk in the front door. You call out to your wife to tell her you're home. She starts rushing around upstairs in excitement at your arrival. You sprint upstairs to embrace her. You go into your bedroom.


This is when things go a little pair-shaped[edit | edit source]

You're wife and some other guy are lying naked in your bed, having just ceased making passionate love. You attempt to kill him with your bare hands but just get thrown out the window into the road. The thugs with your car are waiting for you there, with clubs. As they are reigning blows down upon you out the corner of your eye you see an ambulance speeding towards the scene. You sigh with relief (as much as you can sigh with relief with someone's fist in your mouth) at the prospect of a warm hospital bed. Unfortunately for you the ambulance is driven by Hans Moleman who doesn't see you and runs you over. You die. You spend the rest of eternity being laughed at in hell for your petit crotchglass.








EPIC FAIL


^^^ That pretty much sums it up^^^