IllogiGames:Predicament/Kung Pow1
You dive to the side as the laser decimates the ground where you stood seconds previously. You push off from the wall TMNT-style and drop kick the cop to the face. Unfazed he picks himself up off the floor and starts recharging his laser. You rugby tackle him before grappling fiercely on the ground.
Eventually you manage to jab him with the crotchglass enough times to transfer him your UberAIDs; instantly shutting down his immune system so that a passing dead bacteria decapitates him, decomposes his arms and steals his wallet. You take the laser from him and look up.
The police have stopped looking for you, reconstructive genitalial-surgery/womens clothing is readily available, the thugs with your car are nowhere insight and you're home is just a few yards away.
You've done it! You've solved your predicament!