IllogiNews:A fluffernutter is a sandwich!
This article is part of IllogiNews, your sauce for chips and sausages.
Today, scientists have made conclusive proof - yes, a fluffernutter IS a sandwich.
Before this finding was initialised, there were growing safety concerns about the fluffernutter. Many people thought it would have the same effect as Viagra, but worse. Some people thought it would make you turn into a Elephant nut. There are many more concerns than this, though.