IllogiNews:A fluffernutter is a sandwich!

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Today, scientists have made conclusive proof - yes, a fluffernutter IS a sandwich.

Don't eat it, it's evil.

Safety concerns[edit]

Before this finding was initialised, there were growing safety concerns about the fluffernutter. Many people thought it would have the same effect as Viagra, but worse. Some people thought it would make you turn into a Elephant nut. There are many more concerns than this, though.

Ban on eating this[edit]

This conclusive proof has now been brought to MPs at the House of Commons, where Yoda and Dracula has both agreed for a ban of this.