IllogiNews:Illogicopedia prepares for mating season

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The fighting is over, the alpha male has been decided, and the good nesting spots have been taken. That's right folks! Mating season is nearly upon us. It is well known that female users only come into heat after the exam period, and with fewer of them than ever competition will be fierce. 98% of users on Illogicopedia are self-confessed males, though a few dip into transexual and gay. Throughout the long and arduous exam season male users drop off the contributions radar, occasionally surfacing from their intensive preparations to occasionally self-vote on the VFF. Preparation includes thinking up lame chat-up lines and taking bets on how much facial hair they can grow before the pickle is eventualyl dealt with. This has left the site deserted and barren, allowing tumble weeds to gain domination. Many of which are attempting to take over the site via legal methods as part of their complex plot to increase subterfuge taxes and buy into the mating season with the lustous appeal of power, as outlined in their manifesto "Mein Kamp'ph." Many users fear the worst.

Mating Season, coming this summer. Bring lube!