Forum:Illogicopedia: Sausage fest or babe magnet?

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I has a question for all you dedicated and also not as dedicated people of Illogiland. Are any of you female? If so... HeLlOoOoOoOo ladies!!!! ;) Erhem. Or are we speaking of a possible Sausage Festival 2009 here? If so, bring me my hot dog! That is in no way a call out for sausages. Erm, wait yes it is. But I want chicken also! YUP! A sweet tasting bird is right up my street! DG |Chatty Chaps| 18:14, 12 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Male. ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 18:15, 12 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Undecided. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:24, 12 Aym 2009 (UTC)

I had the same problem when I was younger. I had to get a doctor. ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 21:37, 12 Aym 2009 (UTC)

We haven't had a female Illogicopedian for over a year, which is why we turned the girls' toilets into a pool hall. Watch out for the femidom machine when you're playing from the cushion. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:39, 13 Aym 2009 (UTC)

AAAAAAAH IT'S IN MY EYE!!!! --Testostereich • (ballsack) 13:52, 13 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Doctor! We need the rectal probe! Er, I mean tweezers. ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 15:17, 13 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Dammit guys, I invited hecka chicks to this sausage fest. Did you scare them all away?--Fishalishalish 14:51, 14 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Hehe...Hell yeah we did, this is a testosterone fueled meat factory, we have no room for girls, with their rainbows and multitasking, and boobs...who needs 'em...*sobs*--JonTehSexyMofo 16:10, 14 Aym 2009 (UTC)

I know there is at least one female Illogicopedian, because I introduced her to Illogic! But she says her laptop is crap which is the reason why she can't come on much. If only she could save enough money to buy a new laptop, then dedicate her life to this place like she was married to it... I wonder who would make the first move on her? COME ON OWN UP!!! Of course it would be disloyal if she took any of you up on the offer. The groom, Mr. Illogicopedia, would be peeved orf. DG |Chatty Chaps| 18:26, 14 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Me!! Totally me. I'd be on her like stink on poo--JonTehSexyMofo 22:19, 14 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Wasn't it a girl hamster on a keyboard or cat or whatever? sk8rgirl doesn't count, obviously, since he's not a girl --Nerd42 22:30, 14 Aym 2009 (UTC)

I forward that. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 15:34, 31 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Nope, keyboard hamster was a boy. ?pedia's even a sausage fest amongst other species! --THE 23:21, 14 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Well, it's not exactly something you'd bring up on a date. "Hey baby ... I hang out on this WIKI web site!!" --Nerd42 14:43, 15 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Oooohhhhhh, so that's where im going wrong --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 15:19, 15 Aym 2009 (UTC)

"We spelled random 'ran-DUMB', and we do this thing where we all stick our pickles into this...hey babe, where you goin'?"--JonTehSexyMofo 17:09, 15 Aym 2009 (UTC)

We need a new site with need hookers and blackjack! Actually, screw the blackjack. Nah just screw the whole thing...</end futurama refrences>--Ben ^Blade 22:49, 15 Aym 2009 (UTC)

So, er, yes. Don't girls have cooties? ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 03:38, 16 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Here is a list of female users I've heard of:

• Sk8r_Grl. Meh, who cares.
• TheOddity. Quite an interesting user.
• Fashionista5676. The writer of the first pickle winner for most random article, My Dumb Article. An ABSOLUTE CLASSIC. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 15:38, 31 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Anywho

I have to admit, hands down, that the name of this forum topic is probably the best ever anywhere. The sheer concept put a pickle in my pants, lol my friends, lol. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 14:58, 16 Aym 2009 (UTC)

obligatory ?Pedia related pick up lines/innuendo section

• "hey babe, want a bite on my narna?"--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 14:10, 16 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "Well you know what they say about big edit counts." --Testostereich • (ballsack) 14:25, 16 Aym 2009 (UTC)
  • I love big counts! Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 15:35, 31 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "Mind if i submit my pickle?"--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 14:30, 16 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "Now how about we sit back and watch everyone else do the dirty work?" DG |Chatty Chaps| 14:38, 16 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "Hey this joker leaving unsigned self noms on the VFF? I'll deal with him for you baby." --Testostereich • (ballsack) 14:55, 16 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "One time I swiped four vandals in a week." ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 18:50, 16 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "You can be my IOTM any day." --Testostereich • (ballsack) 19:45, 16 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "Did it hurt? ... When you fell down from Uncyclopedia?" --Testostereich • (ballsack) 19:45, 16 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "Check out the man with eight gold stars." ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 20:07, 16 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• I'll give you a pear review!--Ben ^Blade 20:28, 16 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "Hey babe, want to see a big fnurdle?" ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 20:52, 16 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "Whoa, man! Check out that DYK action going on in the main page. Oh BABEH!" --Fishalishalish 02:56, 17 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "HelloolleH there, babe. Want to add some categories?" ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 03:04, 17 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "Hey babe, you up for a little 'article collaboration'?"--Fishalishalish 03:13, 17 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "Check out my black dots!" ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 03:14, 17 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "^^Black dots? Dude that's herpes." --Testostereich • (ballsack) 09:15, 17 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "Lets mark this article with AIDS!"--Ben ^Blade 12:32, 17 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "Did the sun come out or did you just write an epic?" --Testostereich • (ballsack) 13:30, 17 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "If I could rearrange the articles in category:lepers, I'd put U and I together" --Testostereich • (ballsack) 13:30, 17 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "babe, this gets Duncan off"--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 16:19, 17 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• The Wedding Vows of two ?Pedians, "Phrurub nose the cheese" "I know honey, phrurub nose the chees" --T3 21:04, 18 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "I'll save you from the gnomes plotting your death." ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 00:34, 21 Aym 2009 (UTC)
• "I've got a massive uprising, and it ain't Penglish"--JonTehSexyMofo 20:44, 21 Aym 2009 (UTC)