IllogiNews:Illogicopedia server now in Plato's cave

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To help keep Illogicopedia fresh, and its ancient overseer Illogia vital, temporal restrictions have been lifted and management of server equipment has been outsourced to ancient Greece, where a well-educated scholar named Plato has taken charge of operations.

Located somewhere, as is conclusively shown by the fact that Illogicopedia keeps running, the server hall has been nicknamed Plato's cave. (It would seem fairly obvious that, if the server hall did not exist anywhere, then neither would the server, nor would Illogicopedia, nor this article.) The "cave" is spacious and a suitable home for all the equipment which Illogia's operations may require for the foreseeable future.

The installation of the server was followed by a rave in the cave, followed by a machine army descending from above.