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Calin Chi Wong is a resident of Homestead, Florida. On April 4, 2008, he was arrested on making written threats to kill or do bodily injury via the computer. He allegedly had a stockpile an arsenal of assault weapons, including 13 firearms, 4 AK-47 rifles, and 5,000 rounds of ammunition. According to detectives some of the bullets found at the home were of the armor piercing variety, strong enough to "take down aircraft or military machinery".

Mr Wong was arrested and forced to do 12 months community service using Windows Vista and IE6, coding obfuscated Perl.