IllogiNews:Pear iSod is launched like a bat out of hell

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The electronics company Per has announced the latest in its iSod series.

It has been dubbed the "Nevabreak" because of its thick armoured layer of carbon-titanium fibre molecules that make it virtually indestructible to the naked eye.

The Nevabreak is heavier than it's much smaller cousin the Nimno; this is because of the large amount of protection required to avoid scratches and dents. It weighs in at 1.2 kilos to 5.

It is 13.2 cm high, 7.5 cm across and 3.3 cm wide. It currently has a memory of 256kb but Pear is thinking about providing an upgrade to a massive 258kb.

It has also been fitted with an iridium cell battery that gives power for 100 years of constant use and no need to recharge.

A spokesman for Pear Electronics said, "We have responded to people with damaged screens, worn out batteries and spontaneous human conbustion. To these we have designed the revolutionary iSod Nevabreak; the only virtually indestructible portable music and video player."

Although Pear has refused to give details on the tests they carried out; Robomilk News can exclusively reveal that the iSod was put under extreme temperatures of 50,000 penguins and was even shot at by a sub-level rocket launcher-majiggy. And survived them all without a scratch on its voluptuous female body.

The iSod Nevabreak is due for release in May 314 1.59265 ACDC.