IllogiNews:Stuff happens

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EARTH, Meh Ahhhh, a fine day on the globe. Eye rack is bombing stuff, iRan is building nukes, Afghanniestan is losing to the Tallibian, and Obamie is losing ground in his raid to turn America toward socialism thanks to the like of the Republicans. That's what all goes on the TV and the radio. Thankfully, due to LSD, that's not the world we live in. Look, a chicken is running to the store to steal a bag of Frankensauce. Michael Jackson is alive and doing Thriller all night long. Little bunnies are making a crusade to the land of Talamic.

We're still waiting for scientists themselves to prove it, but I think it's official: stuff happens.

That basically sums it up.