IllogiNews:URGENT! ILLOGIPEDIA IS NOT ILLOGICAL ENOUGH!
ILLOGIPEDIA is on the bad side of a new sensibility personality virus, also known as PLEEF. IT is extremely dangerous and can make a person logical. Some illogical people do not think this is bad. But they are just logical. Wait? What? No! PARADOX ALERT!!!(Excuse me, this is getting crzy, Mr. Shrek)! We must hire such nerds and strong enemies like furries, Bob Dylan, Lego man, and a banana!
UPDATE: THE CATS ARE H! I REPEAT, THE CATS ARE H!
== UPDATE: THE CATS ARE NOW K