Illogic Book/Page 21
September 1[edit | edit source]
Matláti finially solved the problem. He invented money. He made Matláti coins and split them up evenly between the 8 houses (including his), giving his house the 5 left over because he was the king. It was not out of greed -- it takes cash to run a city.
September 4[edit | edit source]
A woman reported to the king yesterday, saying that a strange man had come into her house and said to her, "Hi, Dad, it's nice to see you again." She had said, "What are you talking about?" and he had said, "You don't know me? You're my dad!" She told the man that she couldn't be his dad, because she was female. The man said, "I don't believe that. There's only one way to settle this -- you need to get naked." At that point, the woman made a run for it.
The man apologized for scaring the woman.