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Wake up with the King! Creepy, huh?
A king, also known as a male queen, is a character seen in many books about absolute monarchies, parliamentary monarchies, electoral monarchies, constitutional monarchies, and several types of monarchy. A king is also a chess piece which stands behind a pawn, indicating his subservience to this pawn. Thus, he is obviously being controlled by pawns, peasants, and peons of many varieties while struggling to kill the enemy king and being under the complete control of a mysterious entity known only as "The Chess Player."
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| Hey, you frog-wielding sword-toed poo-slinging timers! Here are the kings and queens: |
| William • Super Mario • The King of England • King Friday XIII • King Henry VIII • King of all Wikipedia • Raggle Fraggle King • Drew the blinds • Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus Tiberius Claudius Nero Caligula Rufus Romanum III • Queen Victoria • The Queen • Queen |
