Illogic Book/Page 5
EPIC JOURNEY TO FIND THE ANCIENT CITY OF BIGAK[edit | edit source]
A bit of logical aftermath[edit | edit source]
Albert stood, staring at the huge chicken that was before him. For the chicken had just made someone disappear! Someone, in fact, that had just been offering him some grated cheese. (That's what he thought, at least. He had really said, "I have great cheese for you," not "grated cheese.") Someone who had recently been pancake-flattened in a truck.
Albert was having a bad day, because a massive crowd had been experiencing what seemed to be a miracle, while he painted, never ceasing to work his artistic talent. And then, before he had any time to see what was going on, his house had gone flying around the sun! And then came the apparent grated cheese offer from that pancake-flat truck driver.
Little did Albert know that his whole life was about to change for the better...
Okay, got that over with. On to the illogical journey!