Illogic Book/Page 6
Forward from the aftermath[edit | edit source]
After the whole chicken incident, people began to be very suspicious about this watch -- was there in fact an ancient city of Bigak? Was it deep within the waters of the Atlantic Ocean? Did the watch's owner know something about this Bigak place?
One person suggested that they found a new religion, Watchism, and bow down to the watch. However, it seemed much more logical to just go find the chicken, the man, and the watch.
So people began to confront the chicken. That was when they noticed that the man had emerged from the chicken's belly.
"Hey," they said, "why are you in the chicken's belly?"
"Because," said the man, "I was eaten."
"Then how is it you are alive?"
"This was all an experiment which I was trying out with this huge chicken. Somehow it knew that I wanted him to swallow my invention while I was inside it. My invention is a stomach capsule."
"How did it survive the stomach acid?"
"It is mucus-coated. I used the chicken's snot to coat the outside of my capsule."
"How'd you get out?"
"I popped out via the chicken's belly button."
"What's with your watch?"
"I don't know. The chicken vomited it and levitated it onto my arm, along with a note that said, 'Bigak will be found again!'"
"Do you know anything about this Bigak place?"
"I know only the Legend of Bigak, which was passed down from generation to generation for many generations. I will tell it to you now..."
Albert paid close attention.