Illogic Poem Book/Page 15

"The Longest Poem Ever to Grace Illogicopedia" by T3canolis

Keys, letters; all in my mind

The amazing verses I find

Crazy antics come alive

But these wacky things thrive

Thrive; thrive, work so well

If illogic is a sin; I'm going to hell

The Devil's thinking, "Oh that's swell"

But he's already got dibs on Mel

I see my work and say, "Oh that's good"

But will that last line be understood?

I linked it up like you should

Main namespace? Well I could

Nope, promote this epic fail

Bad ideas, put me in jail

Just cover your ears as I cry and wail

Please just tell me the bail

One million? That's a load of shit

I'll guess I'll pay it bit by bit

Maybe I can get out, with my charm and wit

Oh crap, the judge is having a fit

1 month; that's just great

And O.J's my damn cell mate

Someone kill me, I beg of you

What's a scrawny writer to do?

Over; done with; done my time

Oh crap, what word should I rhyme?

I'm sorry for the wasted hours I took

With this gay-ass Illogic Poem Book

But you think it is done; no sir

When will it? I'm not sure

Silent Penguin could finish it in a blur

He's got more blocks than David McClure

No that name wasn't a fluke

He used to play basketball at Duke

But really he wasn't that great

I just remember him from College Hoops 2k8

11:23; should I go to bed?

Nope. I'll jot down things in my head

I remember dinner; that was nice bread

I'm glad we didn't get biscuits instead

No, I'm not lying that's what I ate

Why do you not ask about what you hate?

As Ryan would say, "C'mon, mate!"

Believe me, that Italian bread was great

Amazing, as you could say

I could say scrumptious but that would be gay

Sorry MMF, if I offended you in a way

I just used it for this wordplay

Speaking of words, that's what I write

I could do this thing through the night

Got no sleep, but it's alright

Just drink some coffee and grab a bite

But really, I hate coffee a lot

Don't like it cold; don't like it hot

It's just that bitterness that it's got

"Drink some coffee!" no I will not

Same thing with tea

Cannot stand

Ew. Good taste free

Not even bland

No, Testes, it's not cause it's British

The only plus is it doesn't make you skittish

Now you find a word that rhymes with that

I dare you; don't be all lazy and fat

What am I doing now? I won't regret

I'm just kicking it like Leon Lett

Yahoo special alert? I will not embrace

Let it roll by like Buckner at first base

Are you getting any of these references

Want me to stop? What are your preferences?

So don't search through vast multimedia

Just type it in on Wikipedia

They're both sports by the way

So don't go searching all day

And British sports are pretty gay

"Go America" here me say

So thanks for reading

You're eyes will stop bleeding

But you will end up with major burns

I wasted five minutes; no returns

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