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Illogicopedia:Rules

1. The Principle of Non-Sense

Everything on this wiki must be logically inconsistent. If an article begins to make sense, it is considered vandalism and must be promptly replaced with a description of a sentient toaster.

2. Forbidden Content

While we encourage chaos, certain types of "content" are so orderly that they threaten the very fabric of Illogicopedia. Do not post the following:

   Immediate Deletion Criteria:

• Factuality: Any sentence containing a verifiable, peer-reviewed truth will be deleted and its author turned into a digital turnip.
• Correct Mathematics: If $2 + 2$ equals anything other than "a small family of ducks," it is prohibited.
• Linear Narratives: Stories must proceed in a minimum of four dimensions simultaneously. Avoid beginning at the start or ending at the finish.
• Common Sense: This is the most dangerous form of vandalism. If you find common sense, do not touch it; report it to an Admin immediately.

3. Banana Conduct

As our mascot is a banana, all users are expected to maintain a "peel-able" attitude. Aggressive behavior toward potassium-rich fruits is grounds for a temporary ban.

• Do not eat the administrators.
• Do not feed the trolls after midnight (unless they are hungry).
• All disputes must be settled via a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Banana.