Illogicopedia:Beta/Getting started
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So, you want to contribute to Illogicopedia? Excellent. We were running low on people to blame for the server fires. This guide will take you from a productive member of society to a high-ranking nonsensical editor in five easy (and possibly imaginary) steps.
Forget Everything You Know
To write for Illogicopedia, you must purge your brain of "facts," "logic," and "the ability to use a toaster correctly." If you find yourself wanting to cite a source, stop immediately and go lie down in a dark room until the feeling passes.
Create an Account (Optional, but Fancy)
While you can edit anonymously, having an account allows you to track your contributions and gives you a nice User Page where you can talk about your collection of sentient lint. Plus, you get a custom signature that can include up to all different types of emojis.
The "Show preview" Button is Your Friend
Always preview your edits. This prevents the "I accidentally made the font size 400px" errors that often result in the Ban-Banana being deployed.