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Ligands[edit | edit source]

  • A Short Term Effect - $15 each (V21.00 or PDL120)
  • Jesus Enabler 3000- $21 each (V28.40 or PDL168)
  • Quack cocaine - $30 per 100mg (V42 or PDL240)
  • Gruntled's finest - $10 $280 American per 28.3g, price increase due to lodestones (V392.00 or PDL2,440)
  • Diane-Martha Tryptamine - $20 each (V28 or PDL160)
  • Paradise in a Needle - $50 per needle
  • PARTY HARD - $20 per 100mg
  • Ecstasy (NOW WITH FREE HORSE) - $15 per 10mg

Ejaculation aids[edit | edit source]

  • Androgynous Anal 4 - $12
  • Eighteenth Birthday, Eighteen Dicks - $18.888888
  • Sexy Education 12 - $24
  • You, Me and Bukkake - $14

Propulsion machines[edit | edit source]

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  • The Tissue Splitter - $300
  • Child Amputator 9 by Saddam H.H. Hussein - $432
  • Baby Crusher by Halliburton - $764, with chrome splat chutes, Rampage mufflers, rhinestone curry box, anti-theft 200 meter blast radius device $33,886
  • Dick Cheney Grimace Emulator by Halliburton - $338
  • Ranch Dressing Head Exploder by the friendly engineers at ISIS[1] - $1,362


  1. "Using American ranch dressing technology against the infidels since 1434"