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Ligands[edit | edit source]
- A Short Term Effect - $15 each (V21.00 or PDL120)
- Jesus Enabler 3000- $21 each (V28.40 or PDL168)
- Quack cocaine - $30 per 100mg (V42 or PDL240)
- Gruntled's finest -
$10$280 American per 28.3g, price increase due to lodestones (V392.00 or PDL2,440) - Diane-Martha Tryptamine - $20 each (V28 or PDL160)
- Paradise in a Needle - $50 per needle
- PARTY HARD - $20 per 100mg
- Ecstasy (NOW WITH FREE HORSE) - $15 per 10mg
Ejaculation aids[edit | edit source]
- Androgynous Anal 4 - $12
- Eighteenth Birthday, Eighteen Dicks - $18.888888
- Sexy Education 12 - $24
- You, Me and Bukkake - $14
Propulsion machines[edit | edit source]
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- The Tissue Splitter - $300
- Child Amputator 9 by Saddam H.H. Hussein - $432
- Baby Crusher by Halliburton - $764, with chrome splat chutes, Rampage mufflers, rhinestone curry box, anti-theft 200 meter blast radius device $33,886
- Dick Cheney Grimace Emulator by Halliburton - $338
- Ranch Dressing Head Exploder by the friendly engineers at ISIS[1] - $1,362
- ↑ "Using American ranch dressing technology against the infidels since 1434"