Illogicopedia:Old Mate Sallies

The Old Mate Sallies are a bunch of sexy space pirates (or SPPs) who are lead by Cap'n Megazoid Asema. They run around Illogicopedia, cutting things for justice, truth and law. It looked better on the pamphlet some guy gave us.

So what the hell do you do?

We revert vandalism, and when possible, have the higher-ups pants the vandals, causing them to die of embarrassment. The pirates have been known to, even without admin help, bite back a sea of vandals.

What do I need to get in?

A cutlass, prefferably sheened and sharpened with metal cheese, and at least 50 mainspace edits. Special:Editcount will help you to discover these. Other qualities, such as sexiness, are included (see below).

What are my requirements and jobs?

Revert a vandal when you see one, checking Recent Changes for ten minutes a day. If you are not seen for 21 days, you will be removed from the Old Mate Sallies.

Now, your job is to wade through the goatse and get that vandal to die die die. The Old Mates have their own room and bored, shared with other Illogicopedian groups.

See you on the flip side.

--Sir Asema ^Politics _{Complaint Inbox or Outbox}