Illogicopedia:The Illogicrats

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Really, we don't care if you do.

The Illogicrats
Vote for free ice cream!
Leader Lord (Myra) Hindleyite
Founded 2006
Headquarters Hindley Borstal
Political Ideology Insanity, Meh
Official deputy Sir Asema
Parliamentary colours Red

“Vote for insanity. You know it makes sense.”

~ Screaming Lord Sutch on the Illogicrats

“And that The Duck Clan will be PWNed by you guys!”

The Illogicratic Socialists are the Illogicopedia people's party with an undercurrent of Monster Raving Looniness. The Illogicrats care about themselves, but nobody cares about Illogicrats, except fnurdles.

The Illogicrats will fight for the Illogicopedian public's right to have their say. In particular, former rulers Wikia are held in poor regard for their moderate disregard for the community of Illogicopedia. In November 2008, the Illogicrats claimed a victory for the people of Illogicopedia when they were an integral part of the independence drive, allying with the Strangled Cats and the Communist Calamity for the greater good of the nation wiki.

Aims[edit | edit source]

The party aims to be whatever the hell it wants to be in return for free ice cream and, if you ask nicely, cold chips. Occasionally matters shall arise which Illogia, the mighty penguin overseer of the party, shall resolve with such powers that only a giant flightless bird can wield.

Whatever you want[edit | edit source]

The official standing of the party, much like a chameleon, changes colour over time. This means the Party is whatever you want it to be and you can do whatever the hellk you want without worry of betraying the party's name. This is because sheer insanity is the principal goal of the Illogicrats.

Remember[edit | edit source]

Remember, vote ?crat for free ice cream today and jump on the bandwigon. It's hair razing.

Members[edit | edit source]

Become an Illogicrat by adding your name to the list

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