Illogiguide chapter 1:You
You are you. You are in front of the computer now. Oh and by the way YOU SHOULD KNOW WHO YOU ARE! If you know who you are click here. Otherwise keep reading.
you[edit | edit source]
if you click here, however, you will be There, not here. ironic, isn't it?
as to exactly where here is, you are in illogiland, which is nowhere.
Why you exist[edit | edit source]
You are basically a mass of digital matter. i wont bother you with the details. mostly because your life does not have any meaning that the guide here knows of. just try to stay alive. maybe you will see the light.
PLANES ON A SPIDER!
Yes spider planes have much to do with your existence. they make sure your conscience is dusty 42% of the time. if your conscience is clean your mind and thus your sanity will develop a weakness to spam in your email box fridge. just think of all the cheese... *drools*
Now I'm hungry.
Your life as a chess peice[edit | edit source]
Yes, you are actually a chess piece. You are the 2nd most useless piece on the board. (Next to the gay dinosaur)
As you can see, the gay dinosaur cannot move.
You however only move once you find out what the fnurdle's going on.
